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Dear 
,
I really don't know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I love Oprah.
Go drown yourself,
Axi
((GAHAAHHHH I AM SO SORRY XDD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER...))
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Dear (choose a random person, or tag an unfortunate soul),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7) .I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile
7) YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
,I really don't know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I love Oprah.
Go drown yourself,
Axi
((GAHAAHHHH I AM SO SORRY XDD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER...))
how to do this
Dear (choose a random person, or tag an unfortunate soul),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7) .I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner
6) WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile
7) YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
9) THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Character thing
1. Your Fursona/Persona!
Your character that represents you!
(old picture, blech) Echosong has been my fursona for years. I tried to change it a couple times, but she's really the only one who stuck.
2. Your 'Guardian Angel'
You protect yourself through them, vent through them etc, they keep you strong.
You probably have a deep emotional connection with this character.
This is the only one I don't have a picture for, so I'm using the closest match I could find. THIS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME OR ANYONE I KNOW if that wasn't clear. Anyway, my vampire OC, Isaac, is probably my biggest vent character. Still, it's a close tie between him and Cheste
I'm 76% addicted to my OCs
[/] You have an OC that resembles yourself (I'm gonna give a half point because I can't remember but I'm pretty sure I have at some point or another)
[ ] One of your OC's has your name
[x] You have OC's that are siblings
[x] You are constantly drawing your OC's
[ ] You constantly receive positive feedback about one or more of your OC's
|total: 2.5
[x] You have more than five OC's
[x] Your OC's are varied
[x] You have a main OC whom you love the most out of all your OC's (more like a handful, but still)
[/] Your OC's are mostly mythical (Some of them are)
[ ] A lot of your OC's were adoptables
|total: 3.5
[x] You have a 'bad boy'
To my middleschool/highschool friends...
I know at least one of you won't see this, even though you're really the one I want to say this to the most, but I don't think I have a way to reach you anymore. I'm just going to have to hope the message is passed along. Hopefully you guys know who you are. ^^;
I just want to say that I'm sorry for growing so distant. The person I used to be when you all knew me was a very different person from the one I am today. I was lost, I was hurting, and I will admit that I clung to all of you in a way that I shouldn't have. When you knew me, I was desperate for attention, but I didn't know how to ask for it or how to accept it in a healthy manner. Y
Calling all fantasy/sci-fi writers!
I'm going to be writing articles for this website called The Odyssey Online. https://www.theodysseyonline.com/ I'm going to be doing reviews, maybe posting some of my own writing, and doing other fun fantasy/sci-fi related stuff. One of the types of articles I'm considering doing is featuring others' work, if anyone would be interested in that. I'd post a small portion of your work for you (giving you full credit, of course) and maybe give a brief review of it. I'm only going to do this though if I can find enough people who are interested, so let me know if you are ^^
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I knew skinny dipping at the hospital was coming on to strong!!!! STUPID STUPID online dating advice XD